This is what vampires would be like if teenagers ruled the world

I've made no secret of it. From the first moment I laid eyes on Twilight for an online marketing group (think surveys) I could feel the burn of bile rise up in my throat. For an Anita Blake/Anne Rice lover the thought of tamed down vampires is the stuff nightmares are made- the BAD kind of nightmares. You can imagine my amusement when I found out that I wasn't the only one who shared that hate. The comedians of Cracked came up with this little number.

5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight' -- powered by Cracked.com